Top Ten White People Tweets (April 6, 2020)

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Apr 7, 2020 6:08 AM EDT

For some more entertainment check out these hilarious tweets to distract you.

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  • 01
    Text - Matt Walsh O @MattWalshBlog The governor of New Jersey is now telling people to maintain social distance from their own families at home. I have already called the police on my children three times this morning for not respecting my personal space. 6:27 AM · 4/3/20 · Twitter Web App
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - David Stokes @scottywrotem Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense. Direeted by DAVID LYNCH
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  • 03
    Text - Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.
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  • 04
    Text - Chance Harbour @ChanceHarbour *first time at starbucks* barista: next me, non-coffee drinker, panicking: uhh one fettuccine avocado barista: cappuccino macchiato? me: ok
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  • 05
    Cat - Matt McQuay @QuayMatt Guys in their 30s selfies are always like:
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  • 06
    Text - Go Ask Your Dad @_goaskyourdad_ I love how my husband can fart like 59 times in a row, but if I do it once he looks at me like l'm Carole Baskin 12:00 PM · 4/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 07
    Text - Stephen LaConte @stephenlc Every time I finish a roll of toilet paper it feels like a petal falling off the enchanted rose in Beauty and the Beast 10:18 AM 3/29/20 Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 175 Likes 27
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  • 08
    Text - Julie Mannell @JulieMannell I thought women had their periods forever. When my first period stopped I assumed the neighbours' dog impregnated me when I pet him. For a month I believed myself to be carrying a half human half dog baby. This story is brought to you by Ontario Catholic School Sex Ed in the 90s.
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  • 09
    Text - DIRTGRUB !!! DIRTGRUB !!! @sealsk1n white hippy culture is me offering sunblock to a girl i'm working at a festival with and her replying 'no thanks, the chemicals in that stuff are how the government gives you cancer' while rolling a cigarette
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  • 10
    Text - Carleen Ceraldi @ceraldi_carleen Porn Hub gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. 8:49 PM · 04 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android
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